Why do people ask you "do I have anything in my nose" and look up at you? uummm yuck!

Why do people say "call me if you need anything" and then when you call they are too busy?

Why do people say "why didn't you call me?" knowing they didn't really want you to call them and if you had they would have said "I can't right now, sorry"

Why do people say, no thank you to gum when it's offered? If I'm offering, you probably need it.

Why do people send text forwards and email forwards of sexually explicit pictures to people they've never had sex with?

Why do people send text forwards and email forwards of encouraging emails to people they haven't talk to in years and never say anything personal with the attachment?

Why do people who complain about how broke they are and can't pay for anything always seem to have the most expensive car, cellphone or clothes...better yet why they always gone somewhere like out of town, out to dinner or on vacation.

Why do folks walk around with scowls and frowns on their face but always got the nerve to say "I don't like going there, those people arent very friendly"...or "I don't like that person, they always look so men"

Why do folks be saying "I need to go on a diet" but steadily eating a extra large bowl of ice cream.

Why do parents with filthy rooms always have the nerve to tell their kids to get their rooms clean?

Why are all the bad kids at daycare and school named Isiaha, Elijah,Mary, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John....they ought to be named Judas,Goliath,Nebuchadnezzar,Pharoah, Jezebel.

Why do I throw up in my mouth a little bit everytime I see Amy Winehouse or Lil' Wayne without his shirt on (yes he does look like a tree frog people, sorry)

Why do I walk in Walmart to get one thing and walk out with a host of other things.

Why was I so annoyed when I started writing this post but now I feel sooo much better.

I guess it's true..."Don't Sweat the Small Stuff"

1 comment:

  1. LOL. I have/have had some of these same questions.